I look better un-naked...
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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