Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
