You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Randomize
