chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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