You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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