I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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