well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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