you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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Oh Jesus.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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