Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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