Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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