his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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