Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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