Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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