Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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