And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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