What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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