'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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