The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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