glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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