belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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