Already got asked if we're dating
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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