so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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