Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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