I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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