Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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