So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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