This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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