I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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