Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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