We're facebook friends in real life
id be glad to
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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