How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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