wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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