I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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