I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Oh Jesus.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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