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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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