id be glad to
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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