oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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