I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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