she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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