I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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I need you to use more vowels.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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