hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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