: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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