At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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