I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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