Having a random hookup so left but love u
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize