I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
