I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
is that a dick in a sweater?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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