And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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