Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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