why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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