I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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