I'm laying in your front yard are you home
splinters make it hard to masturbate
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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