I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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