did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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